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• Like the man who threw a stone at a bitch, but hit his step-mother, on which he exclaimed, "Not so bad!
  -- Plutarch (46-120 AD) -- On the Tranquillity of the Mind...
• As cold as any stone. -- William Shakespeare (1564-1616), King Henry V -- Act ii, Sc. 3
• Flintstone's Chewables: What Wilma used when she met Sharon Stone!
• Yo momma so ugly she turned Medusa to stone!
• Q: What do you get when you cross PMS with ESP? A: A bitch who thinks she knows everything.
• POLITICAL NEWS Margaret Thatcher has been awarded The Order of Merit.
  This means that she will no longer be known as "That fascist bitch-cow Thatcher" but instead as "That fascist bitch-cow Lady Thatcher"....
• Yo momma so fat that she would have been in E.T., but when she rode the bike across the moon, the bitch caused an eclipse.
• There was a young man named Crockett Whose balls got caught in a socket.
  His wife was a bitch, And she threw the switch, As Crockett went off like a rocket....