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• I was in love with a beautiful blonde once. She drove me to drink.
  That's the one thing I'm indebted to her for. -- W. C. Field...
• How do blonde brain cells die? Alone.
• She's a natural blonde. Please speak slowly.
• Laura: Are you all right? Bart's brain: She's beautiful.
  Say something clever. Bart's mouth: [meekly] I fell on my bottom....
• What do you call a blonde with half a brain? Gifted!
• But you can't let her drive! She's legally blonde!
• How does a blonde kill a bird? She throws it off of a cliff
• She's beautiful, she's rich, she's got huge... tracts of land.
• The Great Movie Posters: She's got the biggest six-shooters in the West!
  -- The Beautiful Blonde from Bashful Bend (1949) CAST OF 3,000!...