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• Go, lovely rose! Tell her that wastes her time and me That now she knows, When I resemble her to thee, How sweet and fair she seems to be.
  -- Edmund Waller (1605-1687) -- Go, Lovely Rose...
• She said she had nothing to wear. I smiled.
• I knew her before she was a virgin. -- Oscar Levant, on Doris Day
• Exceeding fair she was not; and yet fair In that she never studied to be fairer Than Nature made he
  beauty cost her nothing, Her virtues were so rare....
• She was a very intelligent woman. I remember one time I thought she was cheating on me, but I couldn't prove it.
  So I followed her. She picked this guy up and they drove to a motel....
• I met a girl who sang the blues and I asked her for some happy news, but she just smiled and turned away.
  -- Don McLea...
• If she undervalue me, What care I how fair she be? -- Sir Walter Raleigh (1552-1618) -- Poem
• There was a young lady from Maine Who claimed she had men on her brain.
  But you knew from the view, As her abdomen grew, It was not on her brain that he'd lain....
• The owner of a large furniture store in the mid-west arrived in France on a buying trip.
  As he was checking into a hotel he struck up an acquaintance with a beautiful young lady....