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• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• I was walking down the street the other day when I saw this guy with two wooden legs, but real feet.
• Real programmers do not clear registers twice before using them.
  In fact, if you annoy a real programmer, he/she won't clear the registers at all....
• farming n. [Adelaide University, Australia] What the heads of a disk drive are said to do when they plow little furrows in the magnetic media.
  Associated with a crash. Typically used as follow...
• Real Users hate Real Programmers.
• Real programmers never deliver programs on Wednesdays.
  Real programmers never deliver programs on the first day of any month....
• When any mechanical contrivance fails, it will do so at the most inconvenient possible time.
  -- Johnson's First Law...