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• Real Programmers think structured programming is a Communist plot.
• Real programmers don't dress for success unless they are going on an interview.
• Real Programmer n. [indirectly, from the book "Real Men Don't Eat Quiche"] A particular sub-variety of hacke
  one possessed of a flippant attitude toward complexity that is arrogant even when justified by experience....
• Real computer scientists play go. They have nothing against the concept of mountain climbing, but the actual climbing is an implementation detail best left to programmers.
• Real programmers don't document their code. The brilliance of the program itself is self-evident, and anyone who can't figure it out isn't a real programmer.
• Real programmers don't write in APL, unless the whole program can be written in one line.
• Real programmers don't write applications programs, they program right down to the BARE METAL.
  Applications programming is for feebs who can't do systems programming....
• Life is like bein' on a mule team. Unless you're the lead mule, all the scenery looks about the same.
• Real programmers like C because it's the only language they can spell