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Real Mathematicians do Mandlebrots with pen & abacus.
Real mathies are a subset of complex mathies.
Real Men are NOT afraid to say: Fuck OFF, you're Not my type. -- Drieux
Real men consider saturated fats as one of the four major food groups.
Real men do not read anything other than GUNS AND AMMO, SPORTS ILLUSTRATED, or SHAVED BEAVER.
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Real men don't abuse children.
Real men don't beat children.
Real men don't drink and drive.
Real men don't drink beer from a glass!
Real men don't eat children.
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