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• Real men don't drink and drive.
• Real men don't need glasses. They just drink out of the bottle.
• Beer! I'll drink to that!
• Beer won't drive you to drink.
• I brew the beer that I drink.
• if ((glass == EMPTY)&&(thirsty == YES)) open("Beer")
• The best way to hold your beer is in a glass.
• Symptom: Drinking fails to give taste and satisfaction, beer is unusually pale and clear.
  Problem: Glass empty. Action Required: Find someone who will buy you another beer....
• Life, like beer, is merely borrowed. -- Don Reed