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A nudist wedding makes the best man easy to identify.
An ugly carpet will last forever. -- Erma Bombeck
An ulcer is what you get mountain-climbing over molehills.
An unbreakable toy is useful for breaking other toys. -- Van Roy's Law
An unconscious troll is sprawled on the floor. All passages out of the room are open.
An undefined problem has an infinite number of solutions. -- Robert A. Humphrey
An undertaker calls a son-in-law: "About your mother-in-law, should we embalm her, cremate her, or bury her?
He says, "Do all three. Don't take chances." -- Myron Cohe...
An undevout astronomer is mad. -- Edward Young (1684-1765) -- Night Thoughts, Night ix, Line 771
An unemployed Court Jester is nobody's fool.
An unexpectedly easy-to-handle sequence of events will be immediately followed by an equally long sequence of trouble.
-- Charles Phelp...

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