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An Ugly Carpet Will Last Forever. -- Erma Bombeck
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An ugly carpet will last forever.
-- Erma Bombeck
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God created man, but I could do better. -- Erma Bombeck
Housework can kill you if done right. -- Erma Bombeck
I do not participate in any sport with ambulances at the bottom of a hill. -- Erma Bombeck
Know that a happy dieter has other problems. -- Erma Bombeck
Never accept a drink from an urologist. -- Erma Bombeck's fathe
The grass is always greener over the septic tank. -- Erma Bombeck
Never go to a doctor whose office plants have died. -- Erma Bombeck
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
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