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Anybody who wants religion is welcome to it, as far as I'm concerned -- I support your right to enjoy it.
However, I would appreciate it if you exhibited more respect for the rights of those people w...
Anybody who wants the presidency so much that he'll spend two years organizing and campaigning for it is not to be trusted with the office.
-- David Brode...
Anybody who watches three games of football in a row should be declared brain dead.
-- Erma Bombeck...
Anybody with money to burn will easily find someone to tend the fire.
Any bureaucracy reorganised to enhance efficiency is immediately indistinguishable from its predecessor.
-- Soper's Law...
Any burocracy that operates in secrecy inevitably lends itself to corruption.
-- Major Briggs, from Twin Peak...
Any business arrangement that is not profitable to the other person will in the end prove unprofitable for you.
The bargain that yields mutual satisfaction is the only one that is apt to be repeated....
Any bus that can be the wrong bus will be the wrong bus.
All others are out of service or full. -- John Corcora...
Any certainty is a delusion.
Any change or reform you make is going to have consequences you don't like. -- Udall's Fourth Law

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