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• The devil is easy to identify. He appears when you're terribly tired and makes a very reasonable request which you know you shouldn't grant.
• The problem with being best man at a wedding is that you never get a chance to prove it.
• At a nude wedding, everyone can see who the best man is.
• The know the divorce rate is getting out of hand when the best man at the wedding stands up not for a toast, but to start a pool!
• My favorite wedding toast from a best man included: ... and may your children have rich parents.
• I went to a wedding ... I couldn't believe the groom was married in rented shoes.
  You're making a commitment for a lifetime and your shoes have to be back by five-thirty....
• Before the wedding, the woman cries. After the wedding, it is the man's turn to cry.
• It's easy to identify people who can't count to ten.
  They're in front of you in the supermarket express lane. -- M. Grundle...