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Anybody remotely interesting is mad, in some way or another.
-- 7th Doctor, GREATEST SHOW IN THE GALAXY...
Any body seen my Serial number....? I lost it...
Any body seen my tagline...? I lost it...
Any body want to buy a used car? hehehehe
Anybody want to buy a used cold?
Anybody who acts normal nowadays, they're probably just not well.
I'm telling you, I just don't understand. If I go too fast, I'll run into something....
Anybody who doesn't cut his speed at the sight of a police car is probably parked.
Anybody who'd run a COMM program is a COMMIE.
Anybody who has an identity problem had better wise up and get with the program!
-- Deep Thoughts by Jack Handey...
Anybody who has any doubt about the ingenuity or the resourcefulness of a plumber never got a bill from one.

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