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• Productivity = (Number of secretaries X Average typing speed) / (Number of Scientists).
  Note that when the number of scientists is zero, productivity becomes infinite. -- Robert Somme...
• An infinite number of bottles of beer on the wall.
• The number one cause of computer problems is computer solutions.
• infinite adj. [common] Consisting of a large number of objec
  extreme. Used very loosely as in: "This program produces infinite garbage....
• infinite: adj. Consisting of a large number of objec
  extreme. Used very loosely as in: "This program produces infinite garbage....
• Everybody has something to conceal. -- Humphrey Boga
• Every Horse has an Infinite Number of Legs (proof by intimidation)
  Horses have an even number of legs. Behind they have two legs, and in front they have fore-legs....