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Antlers in the Tree Tops by Who Goosed the Moose
Antonym, n.: The opposite of the word you're trying to think of.
Ants are so much like human beings as to be an embarrassment.
Ants can carry twenty times their own body weight, which is useful information if you're moving out and you need help getting a potato chip across town.
-- Ron Daria...
Ants would starve in your house if ants would come into it.
A nuclear power plant is infinitely safer than eating, because 300 people choke to death on food every year.
-- Dixy Lee Ray, 1977, quoted from "Loose Talk...
A nuclear war can ruin your whole day.
A nudist has no reason to fear a pickpocket.
A nudist is just a person in a one-button suit.
A nudist is one who suffers from clothostrophobia.
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