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• This table has four legs. A table with a broken leg remains a table.
  But a table from which the four legs have been removed becomes only a flat piece of wood....
• What has four legs and an arm? A happy Pit Bull.
• Q: What is it that a cow has four of and a woman has two of? A: Feet.
• What if there were four Q beings.. would #4 be named 4Q?
• Q: What do you call a dog with no legs? A: What does it matter?
  He can't come anyway. [I got a dog with no legs -- I call him Cigarette....
• A traveling salesman was driving past a farm when he saw a pig with three wooden legs executing a magnificent series of backflips and cartwheels.
  Intrigued, he drove up to the farmhouse, where he found an old farmer sitting in the yard watching the pig....
• Q: What is green and lives in the ocean? A: Moby Pickle.
• He fell out of the ugly tree and hit every branch on the way down.
• I shook my family tree and a bunch of nuts fell out.