Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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QFM: Quelle Fashion Mistake. "It was really QFM, I mean painter pants?
That's 1979 beyond belief!" -- Douglas Coupland, Generation X...
Q: "Hey, I'm claustrophobic! I don't like it in here." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q. How can two perfect strangers feel so close? A. In a queue.
Q: How can you tell Intel engineers are all circumcised?
A: None of them seem to mind a little bit missing off the end....
Q: How can you tell when a lawyer is lying? A:His lips are moving.
Q: How can you tell when a WASP is sexually aroused? A: By the stiff upper lip.
Q: How did the Software Engineer die in the shower?
A: He was following the shampoo instructions, which said...
Q: How did you get into artificial intelligence? A
Seemed logical -- I didn't have any real intelligence....
Q: How do cats decide when to jump suddenly up from where they were sitting comfortably curled up and dash madly around the room, knocking over everything they encounter?
A: Fuzzy logic....
Q: How does an American change a light bulb? A: He doesn't.
He throws the lamp away and buys a new one....

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