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Q. How do you attract a vegetarian? A. Make a noise like a wounded vegetable.
Q: How do you double the value of a LADA? A: Fill it up with petrol.
Q: How do you generate a 7-digit random number ? A: Ask a student to count to 10.
Q: How do you make holy water? A: Take ordinary water and boil the HELL out of it.
Q: How do you play religious roulette? A: You stand around in a circle and blaspheme then wait and see who gets struck by lightning first.
Q: How do you spell "onomatopoeia"? A: The way it sounds.
Q: How do you tell a woman with PMS from a woman without PMS? A: Beats the hell out of me!
Q: How do you tell if an Elephant has been making love in your backyard?
A: If all your trashcan liners are missing ......
Q: How do you tell if you're making love to a nurse, a schoolteacher, or an airline stewardess?
A: A nurse says: "This won't hurt a bit." A schoolteacher say...
Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay? A: When his cock tastes like shit.

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