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• Q: How many elephants can you fit in a VW Bug? A: Four.
  Two in the front, two in the back. Q: How can you tell if an elephant is in your refrigerator?...
• Picard: "Q, what is it you really want?" Q: "Well since you know so much about the Q, I thought you'd be the perfect person to introduce me to the child.
  Let her know that she can...trust me." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3...
• I feel so empty, so alone, so... couchless. -- Homer laments the fate of his couch, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?
• No program is perfect," They said with a shrug. "The customer's happy-- What's one little bug?
  But he was determined, Then change two, then three more, The others went home....
• Q: How many Pentium designers does it take to screw in a light bulb?
  A: 1.99904274017, but that's close enough for non-technical people....
• In the early morning queue, With a listing in my hand.
  With a worry in my heart, There on terminal number 9, Waitin' here in CERAS-land....
• I'm so close to hell I can almost see Vegas!
• You can listen to thunder after lightening and tell how close you came to getting hit.
  If you don't hear it you got hit, so never mind....
• Homer, I know how you feel. You lost the couch. I lost the heavyweight championship.
  -- Smokin' Joe Frazier, "Brother, Can You Spare Two Dimes?...