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Q: "Can you use a vacuum cleaner on your dog?" A: "Yes, but it is generally better to take it for a walk.
Q: Complete the following word analogy: Add is to Subtract as Multiply is to
1) Divide 2) ROUND 3) RANDOM 4) On a Pentium, all of the above A...
Q: Could I really become enlightened? A: Yes, if you allow for it.
Q: "Data may have sacrificed himself for me. Why?" Picard
That is his special nature...to learn the lessons of humanity well....
Q: Does a cow have Buddha-nature ? A: Mu
Q: "Don't fret, Riker. My good fortune is your good fortune." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q: Do you know how to tell a Polack at a cockfight?
A: He's the only one with a duck. Q: Do you know how to tell an Aggie at a cockfight?...
Q: Do you know what an assistant dean is? A: A mouse in training to be a rat.
Q: Do you know why the new Michael Jackson album is called "Dangerous"?
A: Because the record company execs couldn't spell "Androgynous"....
Q: "Do you think that she will want to remain an emfeebled mortal?
Picard: "But if she really is Q, she must understand what that means....

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