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Q: If Tarzan was Jewish, and Jane was a princess, what would Cheetah be? A: A fur coat.
Q: "If this child does not learn how to control her powers, she accidentally destroy herself.
Or all of you! Or perhaps your entire galaxy!" Picard...
Q: "If you think I tormented you in the past, my little friends, wait until see what I do with you now!
Q2: "Q..." Q: "I was just seeing if you were...still watching." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539....
Q: "I knew I could count on you, Jean-Luc." -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3
Q: "I'll have *ten* chocolate sundaes." Bartender: "Ten?" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q: "I'm no longer a member of the Qontinuum! My superiors have decided to punish me!
Picard: "And punish us as well, it would seem." -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
Q: "It's easier this way! They won't bother you after I'm gone!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q: "I've been under a lot of pressure lately...family problems.
Beverly: "Mmm, well, don't expect too much sympathy from me....
Q: "I've never eaten before, what do I ask for?" Data
The choice of meal is determined by individual taste....
Q: "I would've died back then had it not been for you.
Picard: "We all make mistakes." -- "Qpid", Stardate unknow...

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