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• The staff is racing madly around the room.
• If you rap your knuckles against a window jamb or doo
  if you brush your leg against a bed or desk, if you catch your foot in a curled- up corner of a rug, or strike a toe against a desk or chair, go back and repeat the sequence....
• Bart: Wait a minute, whoa, whoa. [whistles to call the orchestra's attention] Stop the music.
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• George: [typing] And since I'd achieved all my goals as President in one term, there was no need for a second.
  The end. Hmm, good memoirs. Good, not great....
• Do you mind if I jump up on your head? I feel like a walk around the block. -- Jack Kirkwood
• I was in a bar and I walked up to a beautiful woman and said, "Do you live around here often?
  She said, "You're wearing two different-color socks....
• Q: How do you double the value of a LADA? A: Fill it up with petrol.
• Life's real failure is when you do not realize how close you were to success when you gave up.
• From the very beginning dogs set out to please their masters, not the other way around .
  .. They were put to work to perform a wide variety of chores....