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Q might have done the right thing for the wrong reason, perhaps we needed a good kick in our complacency to get us ready for what's ahead.
-- Picard to Guinan, "Q-Who?", stardate 42761.3...
Q: "None of us knew whether she had inherited the capacities of the Q, but recently they've become to emerge, and uh, as an expert in humanity, I was sent to investigate.
Riker: "You? An expe...
Q: "Oh, you've come to apologize, how nice. All is forgiven, no offense taken.
Picard: "Enough! Q, what exactly is going on?" Q...
Qoylu' vIneHpu'be'chugh vIjatlhpu'be' - Klingon Proverb.
Translation: If I hadn't want it heard I wouldn't have said it. -- "The Final Reflectio...
Q: "Picard thinks I can't cut it on his starship. I can do anything his little- trained minions can do.
Data: "I do not perceive your skills to be in doubt, Q. The captain is merely concerned w...
Q: "Q!" Q2: "Ah! Sacrificing yourself for these humans?
Do I detect a littttle selfless act?" Q: "You flatter me....
Q: "*Romulan*! I should've said 'Romulan and Klingon goat'!" -- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1
Q: "She's quite a little spitfire now, isn't she?" -- "True Q", Stardate 46192.3
Q: Somebody just posted that Roman Polanski directed Star Wars.
What should I do? A: Post the correct answer at once!...
Q: "So you understand I could never survive in confinement.
I mean this is cruel and unusual punishment. The universe has been my backyard....

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