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Q: How is a book by Alan Dean Foster like a (void) function? A: Neither returns anything of value.
Q: How many DEC repairman does it take to fix a flat?
A: Five; four to hold the car up and one to swap tires....
Q: How many IBM cpu's does it take to do a logical right shift?
A: 33. 1 to hold the bits and 32 to push the register....
Q: How many IBM CPU's does it take to execute a job?
A: Four; three to hold it down, and one to rip its head off....
Q: How many programmers does it take to wall-paper a room?
A: Twelve, but you have to slice them thinly....
Q: How many Vim developers does it take to change a light bulb?
A: None. We'll create an option for it that the user can set....
Q: How much money do you give to a 900 foot Jesus? A: As much as he wants.
Q: "Humans are such commonplace little creatures. They roam over the galaxy searching for something they know not what.
-- "Deja Q", Stardate 43539.1...
Q: "I add a little spice, a little excitement to your lives, and all you do is complain!
-- "Q Who", Stardate unknow...
Q: "If I were to ask you a *very* simple question, do you think you might be able to answer it without it troubling your intellect too much?
Ready? Here goes. Would I permit you to lock me away...

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