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Put your clothes back on Bob, and get out of my house!
Put your Dickens sideways.
Put your ducks in a line today. So you can shoot them all with one bullet.
Put your genius into your life. Put only your talent into your work.
Put your hand inside the Puppet Head.
Put your hand on a hot stove for a minute, and it seems like an hour.
Sit with a pretty girl for an hour, and it seems like a minute....
Put your hand on the screen and FEEL my healing powe
Put your hand over your mouth when you sneeze; internal organs will be scarce in the post-nuclear age.
-- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
Put your hard drive to your ear. Can you hear the C: ?
Put your heart, mind, intellect and soul even to your smallest acts.
This is the secret of success. -- Swami Sivananda...

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