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• I'll be back. You can't keep the Democrats out of the White House forever.
  And when they get in, I'm back on the street! With all of my criminal buddies!...
• Senator, get your hands out of my pockets and back on her.
• Bubba, Jim Bob, and Leroy were fishing out on the lake last November, and, when Bubba tipped his head back to empty the Jim Beam, he fell out of the boat into the lake.
  Jim Bob and Leroy pulled him back in, but as Bubba didn't look too good, they started up the Evinrude and headed back to the pier....
• Everyday happiness means getting up in the morning, and you can't wait to finish your breakfast.
  You can't wait to do your exercises. You can't wait to put on your clothes....
• Bob: So sorry, Mr. Simpson. Your house is blocking construction of our new Matlock Expressway.
  [camera pulls back to show expressway looming overhead] Now, I am a fair man....
• Homer: Aah! It's the Rapture! Quick, get Bart out of the house before God comes!
  -- Homer is awakened by construction, "Sideshow Bob Robe...
• Yo momma so stupid she put out the cigarette butt that was heating your house.
• Get out of my life, don't come back. -- the glimmer twi
• Todd: Oh my gosh! Look at Rod! Rod: [stuck horizontally inside a tree] I have a headache.
  [Ned pulls him out] Ned: Well, sir, everyone's alive....