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• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence (1) Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. (2) When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
• Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence 1. Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb, use the stairs.
  2. When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground....
• When you're flying through the air, remember to roll when you hit the ground.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Food will be scarce; you will have to scavenge. Learn to recognize foods that will be available after the bomb
  mashed potatoes, shredded wheat, tossed salad, ground beef, etc....
• Never use an elevator in a building that has been hit by a nuclear bomb
  use the stairs. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Try to be neat; fall only in designated piles. -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence
• Accumulate mannequins now; spare parts will be in short supply on D-Day.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...
• Don't attempt communication with dead people; it will only lead to psychological problems.
  -- Safety Tips for the Post-Nuclear Existence...