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Pro is to Con as Progress is to Congress. -- Ambrose Bierce
Projectee - Who is in front of screen as movie starts.
PROJECTILE, n. The final arbiter in international disputes.
Projecting empaths--You gotta feel sorry for them
Projectionist: A reel to reel player.
Projects progress quickly until they become 90% complete, then they remain at 90% complete forever.
-- Laws of Project Management #2...
Projects promoting programming in "natural language" are intrinsicly doomed to fail.
-- Edsger W. Dijkstra...
Project teams detest weekly progress report meetings because they display lack of progress.
-- Golub's Fifth Law of Computerdom...
Project: To determine what makes things tick. Plan: ....to stop the ticking.

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