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PRO: Not having to go christmas shopping. CON: Not getting anything in return.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not having to see others bad taste on the same wall.
CON: Not painting your favorite groups on a large white wall. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not having to talk to the local losers. CON: No more friends across the country.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not having to worry about your health. CON: Not having your health to worry about.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not spending the night in the tank. CON: Not being able to cause general mayhem in your neighborhood.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
Pronounce your prepositions, damn it!
Pronto Tonto to Toronto.
proof by accumulated evidence: Long and diligent search has not revealed a counterexample.
proof by cosmology: The negation of the proposition is unimaginable or meaningless....
proof by cumbersome notation: Best done with access to at least four alphabets and special symbols.
proof by exhaustion: An issue or two of a journal devoted to your proof is useful. proof...
proof by example: The author gives only the case n = 2 and suggests that it contains most of the ideas of the general proof.
proof by intimidation: 'Trivial'. proof by vigorous handwaving: ...

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