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• No matter what seat you take in a movie theatre, the seat directly in front of you will soon be occupied by a six-foot tall woman with a beehive hairdo that scrapes the ceiling.
  When you move away from the Beehive Lady, you will find yourself sitting in front of a foul-smelling man who truly believes that he has a supporting role in the film....
• Fatal error right in front of scree
• error: one bad user found in front of scree
• I think a cute movie idea would be about a parrot who is raised by eagles.
  It would be cute because the parrot can't seem to act like an eagle....
• When people sit in front of you at a movie theater, never say, "Sit down in front.
  People don't bend that way. -- Jethro Bu...
• FRIENDS: The people who stab you in the front.
• He who enters contest is optimistic as submarine with screen doors.
• Man who jump through window screen, strain self. -- Confucius Say
• Homer opens the door resolutely, then unplugs the TV] [the kids, watching it, open their mouths] Home
  [quickly] Kids! Here's $50, why not go to the movies, then take a cab to your aunts' house?...