Miscellaneous Collections

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PRO: No more pain. CON: No more inflicting pain. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more Ronald Reagan. CON: No president to rag on. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more school, books, and teachers dirty looks.
CON: No more girls, mags, and dirty books! -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more school. CON: No more beautiful asses gallivantin down the hall.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more stupid inner city people. CON: No more cool local people. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more stupid jokes. CON: No more sick jokes. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more stupid T.V. shows like Dallas, Punky Brewster, Face the Nation, 10 hour religious shows, Love Boat, and 1000's of others.
CON: No more cool shows like Miami Vice, Saturday night L...
PRO: No more sunburn. CON: No more sun. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more wasted money on bad brew or stupid concerts.
CON: No more killer concerts, nor any tailgate parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more wrapping it around a tree and getting killed (again).
CON: No more going 105 down the road in the BMW. -- Pros and Cons of Death...

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