Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

Home › Fortune Cookies › Miscellaneous Collections

PRO: Not being able to catch AIDS. CON: Not being able to laugh at all the sick people.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not experiencing fear. CON: Not being able to inflict fear. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: Not getting burned when you put your hand on the stove.
CON: Not being able to laugh at other people burning their hands on the stove....
PRO: Not getting caught in the middle of street fights.
CON: No more street fights. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not getting hit by various objects falling from the sky.
CON: Not being able to throw rocks and other harmful objects off tall buildings in the city....
PRO: Not getting in trouble for picking on little assholes.
CON: No more picking on little assholes. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not going to your family picnic. CON: No more free money from all your stupid rich bitch relatives.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not having to dress up in a suit and tie. CON
Not being able to wear your old levis and favorite shirt. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: Not having to eat shit food like at Burger King, and other scum joints.
CON: No more shrimp, steak, lobster, Big Mac's, Chicken mc nuggets, and other delicacies to eat....
PRO: Not having to get up from your comfortable lounge chair.
CON: Not being able to change the T.V. to see that porno flick that everyone is raving about....

< previous

5831