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• Ya gotta feel sorry for all them convicts in New Hampshire, stampin' out license plates that say "Live free or Die.
• It is difficult to feel sorry for yourself after you watch a soap opera.
• Sorry, gotta go. My regeneration is starting.
• You know how with some girls you feel sorry the next day?
  With Pamela you're sorry when it's going on. -- Roger Price...
• Show feminizts how you feel -- give them half a "peace sign.
• They're gonna cut back on the troops by 100,000 in Europe.
  Could you imagine what a loser you gotta feel like when you get laid off by the Army?...
• Lisa: He's going to make a tuxedo out of our puppies!
  [Bart hums "See my vest"] Bart! Ba...
• Marge: [uncertain] Well, goodbye. Ruth: I'm...sorry about all this.
  But you gotta admit, we _did_ have some fun....