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Promptness is its own reward, if one lives by the clock instead of the sword.
PRO: Never worrying about what you can hit on the highway.
CON: Not being able to have other people worry about what you throw on the highway....
PRO: No 1'st day of school. CON: No last day of school. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more 50 below zero winters. CON: Not seeing people freeze to death in the streets.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more bad trips. CON: No more smoking the ganja. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more beat parties. CON: No more wild parties. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more being sick or unhappy. CON: Not being able to get out of things you don't want to do because you are sick or unhappy.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more broken hands when someone steps on it with cleats.
CON: No more sports (like football with your friends, etc.) -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more butthole skatboarders. CON: Not being able to clothesline em.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...

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