Miscellaneous Collections

Miscellaneous Collections

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PRO: No more car insurance, and car to take care of.
CON: No more running over innocent pedestrians. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more cleaning up your room. CON: No more finding that $
20 bill that you lost under all that shit on the floor. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more enemies CON: No more friends. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more fights with your girlfriend. CON: No more meat when you want it.
-- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more getting chased by people because you just broke their picture window with an iceball (right chris, rich?
) CON: No more snow. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more itchy balls. CON: No more tight Levis. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more long, irrelevant trips to nowhere. CON
No more trips to exotic, far away places. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more losing on your favorite game at your local arcade.
CON: No more playing your favorite game at your local arcade. -- Pros and Cons of Death...
PRO: No more lung cancer. CON: No more butts. -- Pros and Cons of Death
PRO: No more Mormans, Jews, and any other ethnic or religious group you especially hate.

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