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Progress is like a wheelbarrow - if you don't keep pushing it stops.
Progress is made by lazy men looking for an easier way to do things.
-- Lazarus Long, from Robert A. Heinlein's "Time Enough For Love...
Progress is made on alternate Fridays. -- Weinberg's First Law
Progress is marvelous. In former days, you could dial a wrong number locally.
Now, thanks to progress, you can dial a wrong number all over the world....
Progress is our most important problem.
Progress is The law of life: man is not Man as yet.
-- Robert Browning (1812-1890) -- Paracelsus, Part v...
Progress is what people who are planning to do something really terrible almost always justify themselves on the grounds of.
-- Russell Bake...
Progressive Conservative -- Oxymoro
Progress like a hamster. Perseverance brings danger.
Progress, man's distinctive mark alone, Not God's, and not the bea
God is, they are; Man partly is, and wholly hopes to be....

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