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• Business is like a wheelbarrow. Nothing ever happens until you start pushing.
• Teaching programming in BASIC is like teaching driving in a wheelbarrow.
• Never stop to plan if you can keep busy making progress.
• Mike Scioscia: [pushing a wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Karl
  [pulls up beside him with his own wheelbarrow of glowing green goop] Hey, Scioscia....
• The chief obstacle to the progress of the human race is the human race. -- Don Marqui
• It's like the old pie-in-the-face routine: it stops being funny when it starts being you.
  -- Stephen King, _The Stand_ (uncut)...
• Hapablap: Ahem, ladies and gentlemen! What a day for an air show.
  Not a cloud in the sky! [Bob leaves the hangar pushing a wheelbarrow holding a ten megaton nuclear weapon] Bob...
• Stops wetness, keeps you dryer.
• Life is like riding an elevator. It has a lot of ups and downs and someone is always pushing your buttons.
  Sometimes you get the shaft, but what really bothers you are the jerks....