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• One who does not know a burro from a burrow does not know his ass from a hole in the ground!
• Carefully study these two enlarged photographs on display, Mr.
  Rafferty," the attorney for a politician suing a newspaper for libel instructed his client on the witness stand, "and indicate which is your ass and which is a hole in the ground....
• He'd need a hole in the ground to shrink to his normal proportions.
• Tact is the ability to tell a man he has an open mind when he has a hole in his head.
• I'd like to ram a hunk of fried goat cheese straight up his ass.
  -- A wonderful line from MYSTIC PIZZA...
• Marge: [praying] Dear Lord. If you spare this town from becoming a smoking hole in the ground, I'll try to be a better Christian.
  I don't know what I can do... Mm... Oh, the next time there's a canned food drive, I'll give the poor something they'd actually like, instead of old lima beans and pumpkin mix....