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• In a decision sure to cause major controversy for several minutes, the US Supreme Court struck down the First Law of Nature, judging it to be unlawfully discriminatory.
  Though never actually written down, the First Law of Nature is generally accepted by the American Bar Association to be, "If an individual or collection of individuals puts into practice or causes to be put into practice an action which, measured against the judgement of a reasonable person, is unwise or lacking in basic common sense, then the aforementioned individual or collection of individuals shall suffer all consequences resulting from that action, up to and including loss of life....
• I was unable to stop in time and my car crashed into the other vehicle.
  The driver and passengers then left for a vacation with injuries....
• It is illegal for a driver to be blindfolded while operating a vehicle.
  [real standing law in Alabama, United States of America]...
• The time to stop talking is when the other person nods his head affirmatively and says nothing.
  -- Henry Haski...
• Pittsburgh driver's test 2: A traffic light at an intersection changes from yellow to red, you should a) stop immediately.
  b) proceed slowly through the intersection. c) blow the horn....
• KEEP, v.t. He willed away his whole estate, And then in death he fell asleep, Murmuring
  Well, at any rate, My name unblemished I shall keep....
• McKee's Law: When you're not in a hurry, the traffic light will turn green as soon as your vehicle comes to a complete stop.
• Studies show that in 70 percent of traffic accidents, at least one driver involved is less than 10 miles from home when the accident occurs.
  This statistic indicates that drivers have a tendency to drive incautiously when they are close to home, probably because familiar surroundings give them a false sense of security....
• Our second completely true news item was sent to me by Mr.
  H. Boyce Connell Jr. of Atlanta, Ga., where he is involved in a law firm....