An officer in the US Civil War was inspecting his troops
while enemy snipers were active. When warned to be careful, he said:
Are you kidding? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
and collapsed, shot through the head.
while enemy snipers were active. When warned to be careful, he said:
Are you kidding? They couldn't hit an elephant at this dist--
and collapsed, shot through the head.
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