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Annoy Your Roommate, Skip To The Bathroom.
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Annoy your roommate, Skip to the bathroom.
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Annoy your roommate, Spill a lot of beer on his/her bed. Swim.
Don't worry so loud, your roommate can't think.
May the angel of death skip your house altogether -- and send Satan instead.
Annoy the IRD: Fill out your tax form using hexadecimal
If you want to annoy your neighbors, tell the truth about them. ARETINO
Q: How do you tell that your roommate's gay? A: When his cock tastes like shit.
LOVE: When, if asked to choose between your lover and happiness, you'd skip happiness in a heartbeat.
The only time the world beats a path to your door is when you are in the bathroom.
