Related:

• Small town sign: "Speed Limit 15 MPH: Our kids can't run any faster.
• Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
• You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light-- it's too hard on the tires.
• Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph).
  -- presumable misprint from the 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual....
• Those people who go to psychiatrists ought to have their heads examined!
• I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
  I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
• I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
  Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
• My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
• We're going to have to go directly to... Ludicrous speed!