People Who Aren't Going To Go Any Faster Than The Speed Limit Really Ought To Put Their Hazard Lights On.
People who aren't going to go any faster than the speed limit really ought
to put their hazard lights on.
-- Nibble's Rules Of The Road, #19
Small town sign: "Speed Limit 15 MPH: Our kids can't run any faster.
Nothing is faster than the speed of light.
You shouldn't go faster than twice the speed of light-- it's too hard on the tires.
Regardless of the legal speed limit, your Buick must be operated at speeds faster than 85 MPH (140kph).
-- presumable misprint from the 1987 Buick Grand National owners manual....
Those people who go to psychiatrists ought to have their heads examined!
I used to live in a house by the freeway. When I went anywhere, I had to be going 65 MPH by the end of my driveway.
I replaced the headlights in my car with strobe lights....
I was going 70 miles an hour and got stopped by a cop who said, "Do you know the speed limit is 55 miles per hour?
Yes, officer, but I wasn't going to be out that long..." -- Steven Wrigh...
My other car is *ALSO* a road hazard...
We're going to have to go directly to... Ludicrous speed!