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• I don't watch it, but I know enough to comment on it.
• KTLA a.m. co-anchor Barbara Beck, "So, what's your favorite TV program?
  ] Murphy Brown on KTLA/Channel 5--not! -- Vice-President Dan Quayle in a television commercial -- for KTLA's Murphy Brown reruns....
• You know, before I left, President Bush and I were talking and he said to me, 'I knew Spiro Agnew.
  I worked with Spiro Agnew. And believe me, you are no Spiro Agnew....
• I happen to be a Republican president...aah... vice president.
  -- American Vice President Dan Quayle...
• Are they taking DDT?
• It's not to keep him from running off our property.
  It's to protect my putting green. -- Vice President Dan Quayle telling a guest at his house why his dog, Breezy, wears a special collar that emits a painful jolt of electricity should the dog try to run away....
• We're going to have the best-educated American people in the world.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle, 9/21/88...
• Maybe you guys will get lucky this year and face the Orioles in the World Series.
  -- Vice President Dan Quayle encouraging the Milwaukee Brewers after throwing out the opening pitch of the season....
• Vice President Dan Quayle won't be in the Office today, since his wife was sick and there was no one else available to dress him.