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People who work sitting down get paid more than people who work standing up. -- Ogden Nash
People who write on shit house walls Roll their shit into little balls People who read these words of wit Eat the little balls of shit.
People who write the most interesting and effective letters never answer letters.
They answer people....
People will accept your idea much more readily if you tell them Benjamin Franklin said it first.
-- Comins' Law...
People will be happy in about the same degree that they are helpful.
People will buy anything that's one to a customer. -- Lewis' Law
People will do odd things if you give them money.
People will do tomorrow what they did today because that is what they did yesterday.
People will forgive most anything, save being incredibly intelligent, charming, witty, handsome or having a very deep genuine modesty.
These are the reasons I don't have all that many friends....
People will go to the most incredible lengths to make fools of themselves. -- Solomon Sho

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