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• Men are very strange. When they wake up they want breakfast.
  They don't eat candy in the morning like we do. They want things like toast....
• And now that you know how it's done... Don't do it.
  -- Troy McClure narrates a sex education film, "Bart's Friend Falls in Love...
• I like sex. (Big letters) Since I don't have sex in your office, and I probably like sex more than you like smoking, please do not smoke in my office.
  -- Sign in office...
• Self-education is, I firmly believe, the only kind of education there is. -- Isacc Asimov
• A man who was loved by three hundred women singled me out to live with him.
  Why? I was the only one without a cat. -- Elayne Boosle...
• Homer: Oh, who am I kidding? I _am_ slow. Marge: Oh, Homey, if you feel so bad about yourself, there's always things you can do to feel better.
  Homer: Take another bath in malt liquor? Marge: There's that....
• Have you heard about the new Super Sensitive condoms ?
  they hang about after the man leaves and talk to the woman. -- Elayne Boosler....
• When you don't have an education, you've got to use your brains.