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• Do you know what a pessimist is? A person who thinks everybody is as nasty as himself and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw...
• Do you know what a pessimist is? A man who thinks everybody as nasty as himself, and hates them for it.
  -- George Bernard Shaw ...
• Love is what we call the situation which occurs when two people who are sexually compatible discover that they can also tolerate one another in various other circumstances.
  -- Marc Maihueird...
• Doctors often prescribe medicines about which they know relatively little for diseases about which they know even a little less, in people about whom they know practically nothing.
  It is a real wonder that, under these circumstances, the patient even survives, as most of them do....
• You don't get tired of muffins, but you don't find inspiration in them. -- George Bernard Shaw
• The man who will live above his present circumstances is in great danger of living in a little time much beneath them.
  -- Addiso...
• Do you know, I think that Dr. Swift was silly to laugh about Laputa.
  I believe it is a mistake to make a mock of people, just because they think....
• The world is divided into people who do things--and people who get the credit. -- Dwight Morrow
• Ever judge of men by their professions. For though the bright moment of promising is but a mome
  and cannot be prolonged, yet if sincere in its moment's extravagant goodness, why, trust it, and know the man by it, I say,--not by his performance...