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• People will remember you better if you always wear the same outfit.
• You've always made the mistake of being yourself. -- Eugene Ionesco
• The only people who do not make mistakes are dead people.
  I saw a man last week who has not made a mistake in four thousand years....
• Coroner, his last words were "I made a mistake. So shoot me.
• Bimbooboo: Mistake made by a bimbo.
• Do you still remember your last cookie?
• Smithers: Simpson, what are you doing here? Why aren't you at work?
  Homer: I made a bad mistake and Lenny sent me home to think about what I did....
• Bart: Hey, where's your candy? George: We don't have any.
  Now go away! Barbara: George! Older people don't eat much candy, Bart, but I could bake you some cookies if you like....
• Always remember to pillage BEFORE you burn!