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People in hell--where do they tell people to go? -- Red Skelto
People in stucco houses should not throw quiche. -- Sonny Crocke
People in systems do not do what the system says they are doing.
-- The Functionary's Falsity The system itself does not do what it says it is doing....
People just don't know how to handle it if a woman uses smarts and brains rather than tits.
-- Tracy Bonahm...
People just naturally assume that dogs would be incapable of working together on some sort of construction project.
But what about just a big field full of holes? -- Deep Thoughts, by Jack Handey...
People keep asking, what must I do to be a candidate for Vice President, and I keep telling them.
...nothing...nothing...nothing......
People keep telling me that I am never too old to learn, and I keep wondering why they say that you can't teach an old dog new tricks.
People keep telling me that I do not have a sense of humor, and I don't think that is funny at all, not one little bit.
People keep you company and serve you for a motive
Real friends are hard to find these days. People are insincere, clever in pursuing their own end...
People laugh when I say that I think a jellyfish is one of the most beautiful things in the world.
What they don't understand is, I mean a jellyfish with long, blond hair....

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