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• Your Pentium has a heating problem - try cooling it with ice cold water.
  (Do not turn off your computer, you do not want to cool down the Pentium Chip while he isn't working, do you?...
• Pentagram Pro n. A humorous corruption of "Pentium Pro", with a Satanic reference, implying that the chip is inherently evil.
  Often used with "666 MHz"; there is a T-shirt. See Pentium...
• I have a chocolate chip in MY computer.
• Pentium n. The name given to Intel's P5 chip, the successor to the 80486.
  The name was chosen because of difficulties Intel had in trademarking a number....
• Boss to employer: No, Baxter, you're not being replaced by a computer- only a silicon chip.
  -- Eli Stei...
• Chocolate Chip.
• VAX. For those who care enough to steal the very best.
  -- A microscopic message on the silicon chip inside one of Digital Equipment's often stolen computer designs....
• eal estate n. May be used for any critical resource measured in units of area.
  Most frequently used of `chip real estate', the area available for logic on the surface of an integrated circuit (see also nanoacre)....
• The following editorial appeared in a newspaper in the country of Solaria.
  "The Eliot Valley region was primarily agricultural twenty years ago....