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• Hello there. Do you miss the Antarctic? -- Lisa, talking to a penguin at the zoo, "Oh Brother, Where Art Thou?
• Having a baby isn't so bad. If you're a female Emperor penguin in the Antarctic.
  She lays the egg, rolls it over to the father, then takes off for warmer weather where she eats and eats and eats....
• A bonded penguin is a happy penguin.
• NHL News: Pittsburgh Penguins move to Antarctic to be with mascot!
• Invasion of the Dancing Penguin Those annoying, dancing cartoon characters embedded in software applications are no longer confined to Microsoft programs.
  They have entered the realm of Linux. A new Linux distribution under development, called LinTux, promises to provide a more "user-friendly" environment through its "Dancing Penguin" assistant....
• It was Penguin lust... at its ugliest.
• It's practically impossible to look at a penguin and feel angry [with picture of penguin]
• I went to a fancy french restaurant called "Deja Vu.
  The headwaiter said, Don't I know you? -- Steven Wrigh...
• Ford, you're turning into a penguin. Stop it.