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OLD CHEMISTS never die, they just lose their refluxes.
Old cleaning people never die, they just kick the bucket.
Old commercial: Hey Culligan Man! New commercial: Hey Culligan Person! Progress....
Old cooks never die, they just get deranged.
Old couple in run-down shack:) Man: Martha, maybe before we die, we can be rich someday.
Woman: We've always been rich, dear; maybe someday we'll have money....
OLD COURIERS never die, they just keep on EXPRESSing it!
Old daredevils never die, they just get discouraged.
Old deans never die, they just lose their faculties.
Old doctors never die. They just lose their patients.
OLD ELECTRICAL ENGINEERS never die, they just have slower rise times.
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